User:BobStinkfulla
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BobStinkfulla (bobstinkfulla on the forum) is user 1532. He joined on the 24th August, 2003. Since then he has consistently been in the top 50 posts, currently maintaining position yourmum. 6.14% of posts on yourmum's face are by BobStinkfulla.
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Bob outside WarezNET
Bob is a 19 year old male. He lives in Hamilton, New Zealand, in close proximity to Waikato University. Why? Because he likes the music down there. No, actually it was a memsaphorical question, he is in his second year studying Chemistry. He likes science because he has a very literal belief system, where he places faith only in that which can be proven by science. Because of this he doesn't like pansy things like tarrot cards, fortunes, gypsies, jews, superstition, et cetera.
University
Bob has studied chemistry extensively, in the areas of physical, organic, inorganic, environmental, materials and processing, and spectroscopy.
Flatting
Bob flats with 3 girls, who are all hookers. He has them whipped so they do all his work for him, except masturbation.
Masturbation
Bob masturbates a lot. But who doesn't?
Rig
Bob built his current computer himself from the bones and semen of elves that died of cancer. It has the follow specifications:
- AMD Athlon64 3500+
- 2x1GB Geil DDR-400
- Leadtek GeForce 6600GT TDH
- Attached are 2x Philips 17" LCDs
- USB Baby-Crusher
- Creative Audigy 2
- Logitech Z5500's
- 3x Seagate Barracuda 320GB SATAII
Music
Bobs music tastes have evolved over the years from humble pop music during his early teens to all variants of extreme metal currently. Some of his favourite bands, in order of preference, are:
- Immortal
- Slayer
- Danzig
- Bathory
- AFI
- Mayhem
- Misfits
- Sonata Arctica
- 1349
- Emperor
- HammerFall
- DragonForce
- Gehennah
- Darkthrone
- Burzum
- Empyrium
- Enslaved
- Nile,
- Falkenbach
- Ihsahn
- I
- Metallica
- Judas Priest
- Marduk
- Aura Noir
- Tiger Army
- Amesoeurs
- Behemoth
- Gorgoroth
- Manowar
- Nightwish
- Drudkh
- Satyricon
- Temnozor'
- Ensiferum
- Amaran
- Megadeth
- Halgadom
- Windir
- Dark Funeral
- Kreator
- Nobuo Uematsu
- Nattefrost
- Korpiklaani
- Death
- Peste Noire
- Overkill
- Alcest
- Celtic Frost
- Anal Blast
More at Bob's LastFM profile
Bob loves to bang his head for Satan, and maintains that all posers must be beaten down.
Likes and Dislikes
Bob has an extensive list of things he does and does not like, as he is particularly judgemental.
Likes
- Metal
- Airsoft
- Guns
- Computers
- Games
- Urban Exploration
- Drinking
- Biking
- Band Shirts
- Rain
- Winter
- Bleakness
- Hackey
- Solitude
- Trolling
- Barbeque
- Pies
- Walking
- Solitaire Showdown
- Elastomania
- Mi Goreng
- Painful High-Fives
- Summer Undies
- Mandumping
- A Cold Beer in a Hot Shower
- Soov
- Dreams
- HAD
- The Game
- Gran Turismo
- Guitar Hero
- Singstar
Dislikes
- Town
- Pep talks
- Inconsiderate shopping-trolley users
- Emo kids
- Adam Sandler
- The Bebo cancer-ribbon
- n00bs
- Pavement hogs
- Sun
- When the toilet roll is on the wrong way
- When Automatic Doors don't open fast enough
- Rap
- People who wear merchandise of bands they don't even like
- When crackers don't break along the lines
- Bees
- When the Audioscrobbler is disabled
- Dancing
- Nu/Alt-Metal
- Wayne Cornwall
- Posers
- Pop
- Spooning
- Most other people
- Most other demographics
- Disco
- KateModern
- Radical Feminism.
- Printers
